that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
pussy so good it had me ｌｏｓｔ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｖｏｉｄ
if you ever feel really intimidated by a speedpaint like
'damn how they do that how they do that????'
remember that because its all sped up it’s deceptive what youre really looking at is
so the person isnt like some magic painting god that refines things instantly theyre doing it one lil brush stroke at a time take it easy yeah
While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.
Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.
My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.
Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.
So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”
Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.
It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.
So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.
And he bursts out laughing.
Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.
I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.
Your manager is a piece of shit.
live to ride
how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population.
whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
i was going to be witty and respond to this with “idk like you’re basically doing crunches every time you bend over to tie your shoes” but then i realized what i was saying. i fucked up. i don’t know. centaurs drop stuff a lot and have to pick it up. centaurs are constantly dropping their pen. centaurs do a lot of the bend and snap. centaurs don’t fucking wear shoes they have horse feet i fucked up so bad
EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.
Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.
The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.
All this because people wanted the world to be ignorant, and decided to screw it over, plus racism was involved from what I know. It’s incredible how much humanity has made itself suffer.
Damn, nice set of teeth you got there.